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Bands / beers / Jäger / photo booth / hotdog comp / madness
8pm - 4am
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Choose life. Choose a Jäger. Choose a shot. Choose a bottle. Choose a sturdy bar top, a fucking big freezer, choose glass-washing machines, fags, Minidisc players and electrical bottle openers. Choose poor health, high cholesterol, and dental repairs. Choose not knowing what mortgage repayments are. Choose a rented flat. Choose your friends. Choose band t-shirts and matching tattoos. Choose Free Peace Sweet by Dodgy in a range of fucking formats. Choose lock-ins and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on the sofa watching eye-watering, nut-crushing youtube videos, stuffing fucking tab-ends into your mouth. Choose slam dancing away at the end of the night, pissing your last in your trousers, nothing to be embarrassed about because you’re surrounded by like&open-minded individuals who will be with you until the sun comes up or at least until the cleaners kick you out. Choose ripping off other awesome things from 1996 for your birthday party. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got Oporto?
Choose Oporto. --------------------------
--- Thursday 24th November 8pm - 4am Bands / beers / Jäger / photo booth / hotdog comp / dancing
Aye Aye Aye's (Yorkshire's Yeah Yeah Yeahs!)
Sex Burrito (Delicious but filling)
Marscabees (Marsicans do Macabees)
+ resident DJs all night long!